{"id":80,"date":"2016-06-17T09:54:00","date_gmt":"2016-06-17T09:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pineapplemachine.com\/home\/?p=80"},"modified":"2019-06-23T10:59:26","modified_gmt":"2019-06-23T10:59:26","slug":"future-cop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.pineapplemachine.com\/home\/future-cop\/","title":{"rendered":"Future Cop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote a story about a cop who has visions of deaths that are about to take place. You can read it <a href=\"https:\/\/files.pineapplemachine.com\/public\/writing\/html\/Future%20Cop.html\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><em>&#8220;I saw it. Like a vision.&#8221; I say, &#8220;I saw it happen, and I stopped it.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What, you saw them run over a kid and then you stopped it from happening?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Like Tom Hanks.&#8221;<br \/>\nI laugh, &#8220;Yeah, I&#8217;m goddamn Tom Hanks. Future cop.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote a story about a cop who has visions of deaths that are about to take place. You can read it here. &#8220;I saw it. Like a vision.&#8221; I say, &#8220;I saw it happen, and I stopped it.&#8221; &#8220;What, you saw them run over a kid and then you stopped it from happening?&#8221; &#8220;Yeah.&#8221; &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.pineapplemachine.com\/home\/future-cop\/\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[25,15],"class_list":["post-80","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-clairvoyance","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pineapplemachine.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pineapplemachine.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pineapplemachine.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pineapplemachine.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pineapplemachine.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.pineapplemachine.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":243,"href":"http:\/\/www.pineapplemachine.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions\/243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pineapplemachine.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pineapplemachine.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pineapplemachine.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}